Not Where Are They Now
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 : Reference, The Ashes, Extras, England, Tests
The Guardiagraph recently ran a Where Are They Now on the Ashes winning squad of 1987. Alternatively, No Third Man offer the Where Will They Be (in 23 years time) on The Ashes squad of 2011.
- Andrew Strauss
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The only English Captain to win the Ashes four times, Andrew had a short spell on Test Match Special until he was eased out by Michael Vaughan for being too well spoken.
- Alastair Cook
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Has been coaching for the last twenty years at the Graham Gooch Cricket School, Chelmsford. Unmarried. Has no other interests.
- Jonathan Trott
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Living in South Africa and is a day carer at the Robin Jackman Home for the Retired Moustache.
- Kevin Pietersen
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Just launched Kevin Pietersen Airlines (‘We’re here for the Long Haul’) in South Africa. This adds to his vast commercial empire that includes Kevin Pietersen Safaris, Kevin Pietersen Safari Suits and his range of self-help books, I’m Kevin Pietersen. Has no business interests in the UK.
- Paul Collingwood
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Colin is running his own Fashion House out of Shotley Bridge, County Durham.
- Ian Bell
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Gone back to school. Doesn’t live with his Mum. She lives with him!
- Matt Prior
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Took over from Nicky Clarke to run the salon.
- Graeme Swann
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Once seen as the natural successor to Sir Bruce Forsyth, Graeme careered through a string of TV comedy shows but can now be found presenting the 23rd season of the ‘Hole in the Wall’.
- Stuart Broad
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Has been a long time ICC Match Referee and recently charged with re-writing the Spirit of Cricket. Fading Gay Icon.
- Jimmy Anderson
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Works as a male model for the Colin Wood Fashion House for Comfortable Woolens. Can still be seen in the stands at Turf Moor on a Saturday.
- Steven Finn
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Trainee plumber in Romford. Part time DJ at the weekends.
- Eoin Morgan
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Eoin, aka ‘Pete Bog’, went on to further success as Japanese Manga cartoon character, SteelEye.
- Tim Bresnan
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Working as a club pro at a small golf course outside Scarborough.
- Chris Tremlett
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Accused but cleared of 2 counts of GBH. Worked as a bouncer. Big in the Territorial Army.
- Monty Panesar
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Still playing cricket. Still bowling the same ball. Still hitting good areas and still doesn’t understand the LBW rule.
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