Are Dougie Bollinger and Desperate Dan Looky-likeys?
Thursday, December 02, 2010 : The Ashes, Extras, England, Tests
Is it us or does Dougie Bollinger look like cartoon character Desperate Dan? We suspect that like the love-able cowman, ‘Chubby Dougie’ also likes a good feed. It is said it takes at least two or three cow pies to fill up his four stomachs.
At 6 foot 4, the burly bowler from New South Wales is also able to lift up a cow with one hand, throw a cricket ball from here to Mars and grow a full head of hair in less than 24 hours. In fact his hair is so tough, like Desperate Dan, Dougie also has to have it cut with a blowtorch. ‘Now that’s the kinda bloke’ we need for this Test match says Ricky Ponting.
In summary, Chubby Dougie Bollinger, ‘Less Twiggy More Wiggy’.
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