Hold The Back Page - Brisbane’s Alternative Headlines

Monday, November 29, 2010 : The Ashes, TV & Radio, England, Tests, Technology

Brisbane’s Alternative Headlines Hold the back page: ‘While bowling Shane Watson produces more Oohs and Ahhs than a badly dubbed Porn Film’ and other alternative headlines following the extraordinary result in the 1st Test at Brisbane:

North Career Develops Secret Weapon
Records Fall - Ricky Ponting gets through 15 packs of Wrigley’s Extra Spearmint Gum, one more than his previous best at Cardiff last year.
Warning: Mitchell Johnson’s Virtual Eye Pitch Map Requires Wide Screen TV.
Australia alter the balance of the side for Adelaide and announce Ricky Ponting to keep wicket and play 10 bowlers.
Alastair Cook is overcome with such Claustrophobia that he can’t face the confines of the England dressing room.

None of which compete with the actual pre-match headline from the Sydney Morning Herald for when Shane Warne rounded on the Australian Selectors for dropping Nathan Hauritz... That's not my real heir… Genius.

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