10 Things Geoff Boycott Never Ever Mentions

Saturday, October 02, 2010 : Reference, Extras, TV & Radio

Geoffery Boycott's The Best XI is available from AmazonJust like when Smokey Sings, when Boycs Talks people listen, but here are some things you would never ever hear him say:

  1. Uncovered Pitches
  2. Sticks of Rhubarb
  3. Sticks of Celery
  4. His Mum
  5. Catching things in his Mum’s pinny
  6. He could swing an orange him
  7. Buffet bowling is that
  8. He’s not right in the head him
  9. Corridor of Uncertainty
  10. Aggers being crap
  11. Fred Trueman
  12. Brian Close
  13. Raymond Illingworth
  14. Proper batting is that
  15. Best bowler I ever faced
  16. Best player I ever played against
  17. Best player I ever saw play the game
  18. Book in for Bed & Breakfast

Whoh thats too many!...Ed.

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