10 Beatles Songs for Ricky Ponting

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 : The Ashes, Extras, England, Tests

10 Beatles Songs for Ricky PontingOver fourty years ago The Beatles penned some all time classics in the anticipation of the birth of Ricky Ponting:

Michelle

What is the french for ‘Couldn’t Bowl a Hoop down a Hill’ - ah... Impossible Bowl une Hoop bas d'une colline... thank you Google Translate.

Here, There and Everywhere

Where the ball went during Mitchell Johnson’s’s 42 wicketless overs.

Hello, Goodbye

The only thing Ricky has said to [insert list of last 9 Aussie spinners]

I'm Looking Through You

A text from Shane Warne

It Won't Be Long

It won't be long before every Australian spinner playing Shield cricket will have been tried as Warne’s real heir.

Twist and Shout

What Ricky did for 152 overs.

Can't Buy Me Love

Reworked in the style of Joy Division 'Can't Buy Me A Wicket', even after 62 wicketless overs from Mitchell Johnson and Xavier Doherty.

I'll Follow the Sun

I'll Follow the Ball with my enlightened captaincy.

Got to Get You Into My Life

Ricky is dreaming about Ryan Harris.

Help!

Even the Australian Selectors can’t help you now Ricky.


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